Slamming your face off the floor is a metaphor for the Hawks in the playoffs.
She is the Michael Jordan of cheerleaders.
She shouldn't be so obvious when trying to look up herself.
He'll be making that face now for the next 60 years.
JJ Watt only touches sluts with those gloves.
Give us an AHHHHHHHHH!
Whoa. I'm in love. But go wash your hands first. That's disgusting.
Picture Dallas Cowboys Cheerleader Cake
Putting a cherry pie on her crotch would have been too subtle.
The paramedics on the scene declared her "bangable."