"Hank Williams, Jr.’s Rowdy Friends Stop By": A Short Play

Scene: Hank Williams, Jr.'s house. There is a knock at the door. Hank opens the door. [[[chat]]]Hank, Jr.: Carl? Steve? Melissa? Amy? What are you guys doing here? Rowdy Carl: ... Continue Reading →

Kemba Walker’s Book Club

Scene: Kemba Walker's apartment in Storrs, Conn. Other top NBA Draft prospects are gathered in his living room. [[[chat]]] Walker: I want to thank you all again for agreeing ... Continue Reading →

Transcript: Inside the "NAPA Know How" Ad Pitch Meeting

*Scene:* A boardroom at NAPA headquarters in Heartlandtown, USA. NAPA executives are gathered on one side of a long table. Representatives from an advertising agency are at the other. [[[chat]]] NAPA ... Continue Reading →

Transcript: President Obama and Other World Leaders Make Their NCAA Tournament Picks

Scene: The White House. All of the top world leaders are present. [[[chat]]]President Obama: Thank you all for coming. I know most of you don't enjoy the NCAA Tournament as much ... Continue Reading →

Transcript from the Phillies’ Starting Rotation Introductory Press Conference

Scene: The press room at the Phillies spring training facility. [[[chat]]]PR Director: Thanks to everyone for coming. Let's get started. I'd like to introduce you to our ... Continue Reading →

"Jay Cutler Visits The Doctor": A Short Play

*Scene:* A doctor's office exam room. Jay Cutler sits alone. The door opens. [[[chat]]]Dr. Steve: Hi, Jay. How are you today? Cutler: Hi, Dr. Steve. I'm okay. Dr. Steve: ... Continue Reading →

A Very Manning Family Christmas

Scene: The living room of the Manning Family home in New Orleans, Christmas morning. The Manning Family is gathered around the Christmas tree. [[[chat]]]Eli: Gee, thanks for my Sponge ... Continue Reading →

Rex Ryan Has Some Advice for His Kicker

[[[chat]]]Rex Ryan: Hey, Nick. Good to see you. How you doin'? Nick Folk: Good, coach. What's up? Rex Ryan: Well, son, it's my job to always improve this team and I've ... Continue Reading →

A Transcript of Randy Moss Interviewing Himself

Following Minnesota's Week 8 loss to the Patriots, Randy Moss said: I'm not answering any more questions for the rest of this year. If it's an interview, I'm going ... Continue Reading →

Andy Reid and Les Miles: Comedy Duo

*Scene:* A comedy club [[[chat]]] MC: Okay, ladies and gentlemen, the act you've all been waiting for — longer than you expected; I apologize again for their late arrival ... Continue Reading →