Opinion Transcripts: Michael Jordan's Interviews for the New Bobcats' Head Coach
- Malone
Thanks for having me in for an interview, Mr. Jordan. It’s an honor.
- Jordan
You’re welcome. But, look, I’ll be honest here: I’ve never heard of you and I don’t even know your name. I just had my secretary pick an NBA assistant’s name out of a hat for an interview and she pulled your name.
- Malone
Okay. Well, I hope to make the best of this opportunity. And my name is Mike, by the way, same as you!
- Jordan
Bullshit. No one is like me. I’m the best there ever was. I will call you Phil, Doug, Larry, Paul or Dean – those are the first names of the only coaches I’ve ever heard of.
- Malone
Okay.
- Jordan
That’s right, okay, Larry. Say your name is Larry.
- Malone
My name is Larry.
- Jordan
I thought so. Now listen up, Phil, do you know how to break down tape?
- Malone
Definitely. It’s my speciality.
- Jordan
Good. Then I want you to take a look at this.
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