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“Pile of crap” and Charlie Weis’ 10 Best Recruiting Lines

1. “Have you looked at that pile of crap out there?” 2. “I don’t throw compliments like this around to everyone, but you remind me of a septic tank.” 3. ... Continue Reading →
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PHOTO: The Charlie Weis-BJs Photo You Always Wanted to See

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Charlie Weis Promises Kansas a National Title Three Years After They Fire Him

Kansas Jayhawks head football coach Charlie Weis promised his 1-10 football team they are just a few years away from being able to compete for a national championship. "I know ... Continue Reading →
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Apolo Ohno and Charlie Weis Halloween Costumes

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Chiefs assistant Charlie Weis looks at a menu before making his drive-thru order.

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Charlie Weis Out at Notre Dame as Soon as He Can Fit Through Door Frame of His Office

According to sources inside the Notre Dame football program, head coach Charlie Weis has been informed of his dismissal by athletic director Jack Swarbrick and will leave the job as ... Continue Reading →

Short play: "The Charlie Weis Exit Interview"

Scene: The office of Notre Dame director of athletics Jack Swarbrick. There is a knock at the door. – – – – Swarbrick: Yes. Come in. (Charlie Weis enters.) Swarbrick: ... Continue Reading →

During a 33-30 loss to UConn in Notre Dame’s final home game, Charlie Weis remembers that he gets $15 million when he’s fired.

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Notre Dame Bakes Charlie Weis a Resignation Letter-Shaped Cake

Notre Dame athletic director Jack Swarbrick tried to lure Charlie Weis into quitting following his latest loss to Navy by presenting the Fighting Irish coach with a tempting offer ... Continue Reading →

Pete Carroll congratulates Charlie Weis on a tough game and, as a precaution, tells Weis that he has sinewy muscles, tough skin and very little fat an

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Charlie Weis Boldly Vows Notre Dame Will Lose Narrowly to USC Again

Notre Dame head coach Charlie Weis added an additional storyline to his team's showdown with 6th ranked USC on Saturday, boldly vowing today that his team will only lose by a few ... Continue Reading →

"Internship? Ha! You couldn’t be more wrong, billboard. This is a professional apprenticeship!"

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