Chad Ochocinco Studying His Playbook on the Toilet

That looks more like a Bengals playbook than a Patriots playbook. Continue Reading →
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Chad Ochocinco and Albert Haynesworth Get Introduced to Patriots Fans

It will be hilarious when a German beats them in the Super Bowl. Continue Reading →

Patriots Acquire Ochocinco and Haynesworth in Hopes of Finishing 2007 Season Undefeated

The New England Patriots today announced the acquisitions of wide receiver Chad Ochocinco and defensive tackle Albert Haynesworth in a clear effort to complete their promising 2007 ... Continue Reading →

Chad O’Chocinco Patriots Jersey

He is finally spelling it fackin’ right. Continue Reading →

Chad Ochocinco Has Very Brief Bull Riding Career

It's definitely one of the most successful moments in Bengals history. Continue Reading →

Chad Ochocinco’s Official Name Change Application

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Do storks at least bring human babies?

From @OGOchoCinco AKA Cincinnati Bengals wide receiver Chad Ochocinco … – – – – – Continue Reading →

The Story of Chad Ochocinco and His Pigeon

http://deadspin.com/5653403/the-ballad-of-chad-ochocinos-pregnant-pigeon Soon to be a major motion picture. Continue Reading →

Chad Ochocinco’s Cereal Will Get You Laid

http://www.wcpo.com/dpp/news/region_central_cincinnati/sex-line-misprint-on-ochocinco%27s-cereal Really. Just call the number on the box. Continue Reading →

… be inspired!

From @OGOchoCinco AKA Cincinnati Bengals wide receiver Chad Ochocinco … Continue Reading →

Terrell Owens on Chad Ochocinco: "Jesus. Am I this annoying?"

Terrell Owens apologized to football fans today if any of his past actions were seen as annoying, self-serving or simply lame and unfunny. "It took me seeing it in someone else ... Continue Reading →

How embarrassing. Chad Ochocinco will never use a sheer, white towel again.

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Entertainer Chad Ochocinco to Appear on "Football With The Stars"

Noted performer and entertainer Chad Ochocinco announced today that he will play in the National Football League in 2010, a role he will prepare for as soon as his upcoming run on a ... Continue Reading →

Ocho Cinco News Network Criticized for Lack of Journalistic Integrity

The media conglomerate run by NFL star Chad Ochocinco, Ocho Cinco News Network, has come under fire recently from fellow journalists claiming that OCNN deliberately shies away from ... Continue Reading →

Tweet of the Week

From @OGOchoCinco AKA Bengals wide receiver Chad Ochocinco … http://twitpic.com/yo6c5- 250 dollars to fill up wasn't on the damn paper work!! WTF 12:27 PM Jan 18th from TwitPic Continue Reading →

Tweet of the Week

From @OGOchoCincoAKA Cincinnati Bengals wide receiver Chad Ochocinco … Headed to a highschool football game in Cincy,which of these two states is the most serious about highschool ... Continue Reading →