Picture Chad Ochocinco Studying His Playbook on the Toilet
That looks more like a Bengals playbook than a Patriots playbook.
News Patriots Acquire Ochocinco and Haynesworth in Hopes of Finishing 2007 Season Undefeated
"Chad caught 93 passes for 1,440 yards in 2007," said Patriots head coach Bill Belichick. "He's 33 now and hasn't been anywhere close to those numbers the last three seasons, but I think he can really give the Giants some match-up problems in the Super Bowl being on the other side of the field as Randy Moss."
Haynesworth, who was just 26 four years ago, would form an impressive Patriots defensive line with Richard Seymour and Vince Wilfork, if it was 2007 and Seymour was still on the team.
"I know football, so I know that you can't control every little thing no matter how much you might want to," said Belichick, while blasting Beyonce's 2007 hit "Irreplaceable" on the locker room sound system. "All I can do is make this team the best 2007 football team there is, coach them up and then kick some Giant ass in the Super Bowl."
Picture Chad Ochocinco and Albert Haynesworth Get Introduced to Patriots Fans
It will be hilarious when a German beats them in the Super Bowl.
Video Chad Ochocinco Has Very Brief Bull Riding Career
It's definitely one of the most successful moments in Bengals history.
October 8, 2010 Column
Tweet of the Week
Do storks at least bring human babies?
From @OGOchoCinco AKA Cincinnati Bengals wide receiver Chad Ochocinco …
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Link Chad Ochocinco's Cereal Will Get You Laid
Really. Just call the number on the box.
September 17, 2010 Column
Tweet of the Week
... be inspired!
From @OGOchoCinco AKA Cincinnati Bengals wide receiver Chad Ochocinco …
