Carmelo Anthony Tasered by Security After Running Onto Court During NBA All-Star Game

A New York Knicks player was tackled and then tasered repeatedly by Barclays Center security personnel after running onto the court in uniform during Sunday’s NBA All-Star Game. Continue Reading →

PICTURE: Carmelo Anthony Has a Stupid Hat

Anything to distract people from shooting 5-for-20, I guess. Continue Reading →

Carmelo Anthony Vows to Silence as Many as Seven Critics This Year

Knicks forward Carmelo Anthony told the media today that he has intentions for the kind of season “that could silence a small handful of my many critics.”  Continue Reading →

VIDEO: Carmelo Anthony Travel isn’t Called Because Refs Probably Feel Bad for the Knicks

The Knicks could probably win 30 games if they didn’t have to follow any of the rules of basketball. Continue Reading →

Carmelo Anthony Admits J.R. Smith Has Been a Distraction from the Knicks’ Horrific Basketball

New York Knicks star Carmelo Anthony today admitted that the recent on and off-court behavior by sixth man J.R. Smith has indeed been a distraction to the team. “I’m not ... Continue Reading →

Boston Crowd Chants “Honey Nut Cheerios” to Carmelo Anthony

They must be hungry. Continue Reading →

NBA Requests That All Insults of Carmelo Anthony’s Wife be Submitted in Writing Prior to Tip-Off

Looking to avoid the insults against Carmelo Anthony's wife that have come to bog down the final minutes of most NBA games, commissioner David Stern ordered today that all jokes, ... Continue Reading →

Kevin Garnett’s 10 Sexiest Breakfast Cereals

#10 – Rice Krispies Hearing Rice Kripsies snap, crackle and pop in a bowl of milk is nice. But you haven't really heard them snap, crackle and pop until you've heard ... Continue Reading →

Fox News Has it in for Michael Jordan and Carmelo Anthony.

Not cool. Michael Jordan is on record saying that Republicans buy sneakers. Continue Reading →

Camelo Anthony is Not a Productive Basketball Player

He would have scored, but Carmelo Anthony hogged the ball. Continue Reading →

USA Basketball Riding Segways, Y’all!

It’s decided. The 1992 Dream Team was better. Continue Reading →

Carmelo Anthony and Amare Stoudemire Voted to the NBA’s All-Defensive 28th Team

While the New York Knicks failed to get out of the first round of the NBA playoffs again, the team is picking up a lot of postseason recognition. Tyson Chandler was named NBA Defensive ... Continue Reading →

Confident Carmelo Anthony guarantees "Not one, not two, but three" Knicks playoff wins next year

After being eliminated in the first round of the NBA Playoffs by the Miami Heat in five games, Knicks forward Carmelo Anthony says he is confident in the direction his team is headed. "We're ... Continue Reading →

Carmelo Tribute Song is Super-Creepy and Lionel Ritchie-Inspired

The Knicks lead the NBA this season in tribute songs. Continue Reading →

Something Else Avoids Blame Yet Again

I think we can all at least agree that Something Else needs to step up. Continue Reading →

Carmelo Anthony Wanted Poster

Linsanity actually died of natural causes. Continue Reading →
New York Knicks' Anthony after scoring a basket during first NBA game with Knicks against the Bucks in New York

Knicks Send Carmelo Anthony Down to D-League Affiliate

Riding a six-game win streak behind new superstar Jeremy Lin, the New York Knicks assigned Carmelo Anthony to their D-League affiliate in Erie, the team announced Wednesday. "Carmelo ... Continue Reading →

Report: Carmelo Anthony Preparing to Announce That He is Not a Superstar

New York Knicks forward Carmelo Anthony is reportedly meeting with close associates and team officials to put the finishing touches on plans for a press conference in which he will ... Continue Reading →