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Riding a six-game win streak behind new superstar Jeremy Lin, the New York Knicks assigned Carmelo Anthony to their D-League affiliate in Erie, the team announced Wednesday.

“Carmelo no longer has an obvious role on this team,” head coach Mike D’Antoni said, “and we thought he would benefit from getting regular minutes.”

The Knicks were just 10-12 with Anthony in the lineup and had been struggling since acquiring the once-superstar from Denver last season. However, Lin — the second-year player who was undrafted out of Harvard — has turned their season around, much to the delight of his teammates.

“I love playing with Jeremy so much,” said star forward Amar’e Stoudemire. “He’s way better than that guy who used to play for us. Carson? Carmax? What was his name again? Cancer?”

Anthony, who is recovering from an injured groin, is taking his demotion in stride.

New York Knicks forward Carmelo Anthony is reportedly meeting with close associates and team officials to put the finishing touches on plans for a press conference in which he will admit that he is not a superstar.

“Carmelo has been fighting with this for a long time,” said a Knicks team official. “It’s not that he doesn’t want to be on the level of guys like Kobe and Lebron. He does. Unfortunately, even though he has a cool, unique name like those guys, he’s not nearly as good as them. And it’s hard to live and perform under the expectations that he is.”

Anthony’s arrival in New York via a blockbuster trade with the Denver Nuggets last season only increased the pressure to perform on a player who won an NCAA title as a freshman and was selected No. 3 overall in 2003 between Lebron James at No. 1 and Dwyane Wade at No. 5.

“Why can’t people just think of Carmelo as a good player?” said a close friend of Anthony’s. “Like: ‘Boy, that Carmelo is pretty good,’ instead of ‘Carmelo sure isn’t living up to expectations’ or ‘that Carmelo is the shittiest superstar ever.’ That stuff hurts.”

Despite high expectations in New York, Anthony’s Knicks are only 7-11 while his former Nuggets team has greatly improved without him and has the second-best record in the Western Conference.

“I have nothing but positive things to say about Carmelo,” said Nuggets head coach George Karl. “He would be a great piece here. Just imagine how great he would be to bring off the bench as a scoring threat. He’d be the superstar of sixth men.”

New York City now has the elite creative talent the town has long been lacking. It was announced Monday night that LaLa Vazquez — a disc jockey and occasional reality TV show host — will be making her full-time residence in New York. Vazquez made the move after her husband was transferred to play for a professional basketball team in town.

Vazquez, who was born in Brooklyn but has not lived in the city full-time since the late ’90s, is expected to reinvigorate New York’s arts scene with her return. In addition to her DJ’ing gigs and hosting such shows as MTV’s Total Request Live and VH1’s Flavor Of Love, she has also acted in the movies Urban Massacre and Soul Plane, and appears as the dean on VH1’s Charm School With Ricki Lake.

“This is huge for New York and for the arts in general,” said Michael Fleeson, Arts editor for the New Yorker. “Just having someone with LaLa’s talent here will inspire others to expand the bounds of human creativity and expression.”