SportsPickle - Filed Under "Carlos Lee" http://www.sportspickle.com/tag/carlos-lee Filed Under "Carlos Lee" /embed/7568 Carlos Lee Fouls a Ball Off His Face Fri, 12 Aug 2011 11:39:45 -0400 /picture/1318 After years of holding his girth, Carlos Lee's legs suddenly give way. Sat, 15 May 2010 00:06:45 -0400 /article/900 BP to Attempt to Place Carlos Lee Over Oil Gusher Thu, 13 May 2010 07:30:35 -0400 In its latest attempt to contain a catastrophic oil spill, the British Petroleum company has announced plans to lower Astros left fielder Carlos Lee over the gusher. BP hopes the size and girth of the slugger will be enough to plug the leak and buy workers time to repair it.


BP chairman Lamar McKay said the company was hoping to submerge Lee by the end of the week.


“We’re hoping to get him down there under water by Friday at the latest,” said McKay. “Carlos is a very large man and his body should provide enough mass to jam up that leak pretty good. Then our technicians can get in there and fix the problem. This should actually be easier to pull off than the big box because the box couldn’t swim.”


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