Carlos Lee Fouls a Ball Off His Face

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After years of holding his girth, Carlos Lee’s legs suddenly give way.

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BP to Attempt to Place Carlos Lee Over Oil Gusher

In its latest attempt to contain a catastrophic oil spill, the British Petroleum company has announced plans to lower Astros left fielder Carlos Lee over the gusher. BP hopes the size ... Continue Reading →