Cam Newton is Very Sad About Getting Videobombed

He's probably even sadder about his teammates. Continue Reading →

Cam Newton Wows Teammates with Tales of Long-Forgotten Rookie Year: “I was the RG3 of my time”

Carolina Panthers quarterback Cam Newton had quite an audience today in the Panther locker room when he told story after story to awestruck Carolina rookies about how he was considered ... Continue Reading →

Cam Newton and Gene Chizik Quit Everything and Run Away Together

Embattled former Auburn football legends Cam Newton and Gene Chizik reportedly have run off together to a remote beach town in Mexico where they hope to live out their days far away ... Continue Reading →

The Downfall of Cam Newton Has Begun

Sex scandal or gambling? I’m betting on gambling. Continue Reading →

Cam Newton Announces His Retirement from the NFL: "There’s nothing more I can accomplish"

Carolina Panthers rookie Cam Newton, who has broken almost every record there is for a quarterback through two games of a career, shocked the league today by announcing his retirement. "I ... Continue Reading →

How good will Cam Newton be as an NFL quarterback?

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Mississippi State’s Sign for Auburn

That’s so wrong. Auburn paid him $200,000. Continue Reading →

Jeopardy! Contestant Not a Big College Football Fan

He thinks all dirty programs look alike. Continue Reading →

Madden 12 Knows that Cam Newton is Oblivious

He gets high ratings in the "Cashflow" category, however. Continue Reading →

Cam Newton Sings Justin Bieber

Tom Brady does not care for this flippant rendition. Continue Reading →

Cam Newton’s Birthday Cake Might Belong to Cam Newton

Mmmmm. The Carolina Panthers icing tastes like failure. (via SB Nation) Continue Reading →

Panthers to Use the First Pick to Announce That Cam Newton is a Big Jerk

Without a clear No. 1 overall pick in this year's NFL Draft, the Carolina Panthers are hinting they will instead use the spotlight of the first pick to join the parade questioning ... Continue Reading →

Someone Found Cam Newton’s Signing Bonus Check

Well played, Oregon fan. And well played, Kinkos. Continue Reading →