Most people think about the Bills to lose one of those.
#1 The Support Group Approach
Be there. Together. Because if you're alone and watch this team, well let's not even think about it.
Their ticket number probably doubles as a suicide hotline.
It's one of the greatest moments in the history of American douchebaggery.
It's funny because Burress lost 2 years of his life thanks to a mayor making an example of him.
Who can blame him. Those cornerbacks hit hard-ish.
On American shows, we compete to take dumps on CFL tickets.
The No. 1 industry in Buffalo today is psychiatry.
Fitzpatrick's former Harvard classmates Cameron and Tyler Winklevoss insist they originally conceived of the idea of playing quarterback well and winning football games. They are demanding all of Fitzpatrick's NFL career earnings and have asked that "Winklevoss Twins (3-0)" be listed in first place in all AFC East standings.
"Fitzpatrick was one year behind us at Harvard," said Cameron Winklevoss. "I remember seeing him at a party after a game and told him he should be really good at go to the NFL and be good there. And I clearly remembering him responding, before turning and walking away, 'Oh. Uhh yeah. Okay, buddy.' Tyler witnessed it, too. Fitzpatrick stole our idea!"
The Bills quarterback denied the accusations in a tersely-worded statements to the twins' attorney.
"If the Winklevii want to sit on my shoulders and call themselves tall, they have the right to give it a try but there's no requirement that I enjoy sitting here listening to people lie," said Fitzpatrick. "They have part of my attention the minimum amount. The rest of my attention is back at Ralph Wilson Stadium, where my colleagues and I are doing things that no one in this room, including and especially your clients, are intellectually, physically or creatively capable of doing."
He blames God for his sweet tooth.