PICTURE: Bud Selig Presents Mariano Rivera with the Silver Dong of Achievement

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Noted Old Man Bud Selig Thinks 2013 is 2000 … Repeatedly

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Bud Selig’s Rejected Playoff Format Ideas

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Bud Selig Names Himself Dodgers Cleanup Hitter

Major League Baseball commissioner Bud Selig has made his first decision since taking control of the floundering Dodgers franchise, putting himself fourth in the lineup for tonight's ... Continue Reading →

"Nice try with the outfit, Selig. But you’ll never be as sexy as me."

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MLB All-Star Dunk Competition a Complete Disaster

Bud Selig’s long tenure as commissioner of baseball has been marked by ups and downs. This week saw another low point with the first-ever MLB All-Star Slam Dunk Competition. Only ... Continue Reading →