Brooklyn Net You Never Heard of Sets NBA Record for Consecutive Airballs

At least I hope that's an NBA record. Continue Reading →

Andray Blatche Takes a Pass Off the Face

His face for NBA Defensive Player of the Year. Continue Reading →

Fan Thinks Kris Humphries is Filthy and Disgusting

She probably realized she is now covered in Kim Kardashian's STDs. Continue Reading →

NBA Ref is a Shot-Blocking Machine

He is the Dikembe Mutombo of referees. Continue Reading →

Kevin Durant Unleashes an All-Time Greatest Missed Dunk

I want to get a really small poster of that. Continue Reading →

Paul Pierce is Very Old and Prone to Broken Ankles

He should consider getting some ankle braces. Continue Reading →

“New York Post” Cover Claims New York Doesn’t Date Losers

Mets, Jets, Islanders, Rangers, Knicks, Nets. All great teams. Continue Reading →

Adam Morrison is the Face of the Brooklyn Nets

He’s trying a bit too hard even for Brooklyn. Continue Reading →

Kris Humphries Now Marketing His Douchebaggery

Kris Humphries is a Douchebag from Kris Humphries You see, people hate him because his ex-wife is a talentless skank. Continue Reading →

Brooklyn Nets Also Have Very Lame Slogans

In your FACE, bridges! Continue Reading →

Brooklyn Nets Jersey Has Been Leaked

Two colors. Wow. Fancy. Continue Reading →

Nets Roll Out More of Their #HELLOBROOKLYN Ads

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What was the Nets’ greatest era during their 35 years in New Jersey?

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