January 03, 2011

Video Brett Favre Dances to "Ice Ice Baby"

"Ice Ice Baby" is Brett Favre's ringtone for the ladies.

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Filed Under   NFL   Brett Favre   Minnesota Vikings
December 30, 2010

Opinion 2010 Sports Punchline Honoree: Brett Favre

Taking a look at the biggest sports punchlines of 2010…


You unretired. Again. Got busted for trying to cheat on your wife. Played truly awful football. Saw your consecutive games streak end. And got fined by the NFL.

That was all just this NFL season. You, of course, kicked off 2010 by throwing one of the worst interceptions in playoff history to keep the Vikings out of the Super Bowl. There really wasn't a news cycle that went by this year that didn't include some sort of new and humiliating story about you. Normally it would be mean-spirited to laugh at so much misfortune heaped upon one person. But here's the thing: everyone hates you. That's the one thing you achieved in your final return to the NFL: you managed to become despised by 100-percent of the U.S. population.

For 20 years we heard constantly how you played "like a kid out there." This year you gave us the gift of childlike laughter — full of purity and joy — as we laughed at you. Thanks, Brett. Maybe you're not all bad after all.

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December 21, 2010

Picture Is This the End of Brett Favre?

No. He will never go away. It's a trick! (via mocksession)

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December 14, 2010

News Brett Favre Dies of Shoulder Sprain

NFL legend Brett Favre passed away on Monday of a painful shoulder sprain that caused numbness in his hand and left him unable to start a football game. Favre is survived by a wife, two daughters, a grandchild, numerous NFL records and countless grieving and devoted members of the football media.

It was hoped Favre could pull through as late as Sunday when a snowstorm wrecked the Metrodome and pushed his team's scheduled game back a day. But during pregame warm-ups on the field in Detroit, the hand numbness was discovered and the decision was made to pull the plug.

"I didn't think I could function good enough to help us win," said Favre, in what were his final words.

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December 08, 2010

Picture Proof America is the Greatest Country: Favre Hatred

Tarvaris Jackson should run for president.

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November 29, 2010

Video Leslie Frazier Knows Brett Favre Likes To Be Naked

Leslie Frazier is already the greatest coach in football history.

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November 29, 2010

Picture His Other Car is a Lawnmower

Here's someone who would be happy to have a pictured texted to him of Brett Favre's dong.

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October 28, 2010

Picture Huh? That's not how you spell "Perv".

It's spelled "Favre".

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Poll What's likely next for Brett Favre?

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Filed Under   NFL   Brett Favre   Minnesota Vikings
October 25, 2010

Picture Brett Favre Is As Indiscriminate With His Texts As He Is With The Football

Five years ago this woman probably would have given anything to receive an inappropriate text from Brett Favre.

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