So he's blind. That explains all the drops.
Apparently Edwards is blind. That explains the drops.
September 24, 2010 Column
Stuff You Might Have Heard
Mothers Against Drunk Driving speak out against Braylon Edwards' taunting penalty
"This is yet another example of professional athletes assuming they are above the rules of the NFL," read the statement. "What Mr. Edwards did is a disgrace to the millions of young fans that look up to him. His poor judgment and reckless endangerment of the Jet's chances of winning is simply unacceptable for a person of his stature."
When asked what they expect from Edwards going forward, Mooney was adamant that he pay for his mistakes.
"We expect nothing less than a full apology to his teammates and coaches, and for him to run an extra 15 wind sprints at today's practice."
Edwards could not be reached for comment, but his agent said he understands the implications of his actions and is willing to accept full responsibility for it: "My client knows the damage he's done. He feels sick to his stomach about this entire incident. Seriously, he's been getting drunk every night just to numb the pain."
Oh, what you don't think this is how it went down?
Okay, granted "buggin'" and "ever-lovin'" would probably not be the curse words of choice on a team coached by Rex Ryan.
And these guys do seem to be putting a bit too much faith in fullback Tony Richardson. I mean, he hardly ever touches the ball.
But beyond that, I bet this is what Braylon Edwards experienced almost word-for-word.
Look! Mark Sanchez even dressed for the part.
Pull down your ever-lovin' shirt, white pants.