Picture BREAKING: Brandon Weeden Possibly Not a Good Fantasy Option
Great. Looks like I wasted my No. 1 overall pick.
Video Brandon Weeden Gets Stuck Under American Flag
This is a metaphor for the Browns being terrible?
Picture Brandon Weeden is So Old He Predates Modern Media
They also don't know if he has great wheels, because he was born before wheels.
Picture God Bless America and God Bless Brandon Weeden
Old people do tend to be very patriotic.
News Oklahoma State Teammates Not Getting Any of Brandon Weeden's Early 2000s Pop Culture References
"Brandon gave me a ride home after practice the other day and I came up with a reason to get out halfway there. I said I had to go to the library," said receiver Justin Blackmon. "He was playing something he said was a rapper named 50 Cent or something? I don't know. It reminded me of the old Boyz II Men CDs my grandmother used to play."
Weeden has tried to find ways to bridge the generation gap between himself and his teammates, and has regularly invited teammates over to hang out at his apartment.
"If we're going to achieve our goal of winning a national championship, we need to be a cohesive unit on the field and off," said Weeden. "That's why I've invited everyone over on Friday night to play my 'Who Wants to be a Millionaire?' DVD game. It's pretty awesome."
The quarterback says he has posted the party information on his MySpace page.

