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Shane Victorino Takes a Koji Uehara High-Five to the Face

Face five! Continue Reading →
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David Ortiz for President

His city is awesomely crude. Continue Reading →
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American Sports Fans to Resume Hating Boston Teams in 36 Hours

Boston's sports teams were informed today that they will receive the support and cheers of America's sports fans for 36 more hours in the wake of the apprehension of the ... Continue Reading →
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New Red Sox Manager Bans Players from Working at Home

Boston's John Farrell has decided to ban his players from working from home, the new Red Sox manager announced today. "It's just the right decision for our particular ... Continue Reading →
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Bobby Valentine Claims to Have Invented 17 New Revolutionary Sandwiches Since Red Sox Firing

Former Red Sox manager Bobby Valentine has been very busy since getting fired by Boston at the end of the 2012 season. Without a job for the past four months, Valentine — who ... Continue Reading →
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Wade Boggs Dancing at an Oklahoma City Thunder Game

He has dance hits. Continue Reading →
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Boston Fans Still Sure the Red Sox are Wicked Awesome

Who ah the fackin’ Dahwjuhs? Continue Reading →
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MLB Unsure What Stance to Take After Nick Punto Tests Negative for Testosterone

by Ross Snow Major League Baseball received yet another shock last night after likeable Boston Red Sox utility man Nick Punto tested negative for testosterone, leaving fans and analysts ... Continue Reading →
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Transcript of Red Sox Players Meeting with Ownership About Bobby Valentine

July 26, 2012 – 2:00 p.m. – The Palace Hotel in New York City [[[chat]]] John Henry: Okay, you guys requested this meeting to vent some frustrations with Bobby Valentine. ... Continue Reading →
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Red Sox Virgin

It’s because she’s the kind of girl you want to take home to mom. Continue Reading →
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President Obama Thanks Boston for Kevin Youkilis

"Boooooo! How dare you bring up the man we wanted to get rid of more than anything!" Continue Reading →
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Red Sox Fan Wants Chipper Jones’ Old Man Ass

Someone should show her the ass on Jamie Moyer. Continue Reading →
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Bill Buckner Mets Jersey

The only response to this is for a Boston fan to wear a jersey that says “All of the Mets Players” with almost every year as the number. Continue Reading →