Unrelated question: why does Kevin Garnett carry his wallet in his uniform shorts?
Finally a job that doesn't require him to be mobile.
Surely there are ways to support Big Baby without terrifying everyone.
Even Tiger Woods doesn't celebrate this poorly.
He probably got those from a South Beach retirement home. (via @bubbaprog)
Opinion If NBA Players Used Foursquare
He's an even cooler fan than Brian Scalabrine.
Picture The Best Dream Shaq Ever Had
If this was Inception, Shaq's dreams would go deeper into a deep-dish pizza.