Picture Kevin Garnett Gives a Woman a Lap Dance
Unrelated question: why does Kevin Garnett carry his wallet in his uniform shorts?
Video Shaq Conducts the Boston Pops
Finally a job that doesn't require him to be mobile.
Picture The Ugliest Thing in Celtics Apparel Since Larry Bird
Surely there are ways to support Big Baby without terrifying everyone.
Video Nate Robinson Nearly Kills Himself Celebrating
Even Tiger Woods doesn't celebrate this poorly.
Picture Paul Pierce Has Snazzy Spectacles
He probably got those from a South Beach retirement home. (via @bubbaprog)
Link The Celtics were exactly the same back when Bird and McHale played.
(Warning: Contains naughty words.)
Picture The Best Dream Shaq Ever Had
If this was Inception, Shaq's dreams would go deeper into a deep-dish pizza.
