May 22, 2012

Picture Boston Celtics Have Officially Been Eliminated from the Playoffs

It's amazing they even made the playoffs with Romo on their side.

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Filed Under   NBA   NFL   Tony Romo   Dallas Cowboys   Boston Celtics
May 16, 2012

Video Father Raising New Generation of Filthy-Mouthed Boston Fans

Her first word was "fackin."

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Filed Under   NBA   Boston Celtics
May 14, 2012

Video Ryan Hollins Sucks at Alley-Oops

One of the keys to successful dunking is jumping high enough.

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Filed Under   NBA   Boston Celtics   Ryan Hollins
May 11, 2012

Picture Hawks Displeased About Getting Eliminated by Celtics

Everyone wants to do that to Boston fans.

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Filed Under   NBA   Boston Celtics   Atlanta Hawks   Ivan Johnson
April 17, 2012

Video Rajon Rondo Attempts to Join the Nets

Rajon Rondo is clearly insane. Someone get him some psychiatric help.

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Filed Under   NBA   Boston Celtics   New Jersey Nets   Rajon Rondo
April 03, 2012

Picture Lebron Hate in Tire Cover Form

Good thing no Celtics players have ever cried or complained.

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Filed Under   NBA   Lebron James   Boston Celtics   Miami Heat
March 15, 2012

Picture Ray Allen Gives Lap Dances

Ugh. Old strippers are disgusting.

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Filed Under   NBA   Boston Celtics   Ray Allen
March 04, 2012

Picture Rajon Rondo Puns Don't Come Quite as Easy as Jeremy Lin Puns

Rajon … uh … err … sanity! Rajonsanity!

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Filed Under   NBA   Boston Celtics   Rajon Rondo
December 29, 2011

News Kevin Garnett: "Is it cool if I just glare at people instead of running back on defense?"

An exhausted Kevin Garnett asked Celtics head coach Doc Rivers last night during Boston's latest loss if it would be okay if he limits his defensive effort to intimidating glares and screams directed in the general direction of the opponent.

"I honestly don't know how many more times I can run up and down the court," said Garnett. "At least not without a rest in between. It's like, 90-something feet, I think. And they want you to do it over and over and over again."

Garnett, a 17-year NBA veteran, says he is confident he can intimidate the man he is guarding while sitting in the lane, waiting for the Celtics to return on offense.

"I've been perfecting my glare for almost 20 years," he said, going into an elaborate glaring, screaming and flexing routine that lasted nearly five minutes. "My glare can bore a hole right through the back of a man's head. Even from 90-feet away, which is where I will be sitting or, more likely, laying."

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Filed Under   NBA   Boston Celtics   Kevin Garnett
November 22, 2011

Video Rajon Rondo's Header Alley-Oop

When you don't have a job, you have time to practice these things.

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Filed Under   NBA   Boston Celtics   Rajon Rondo