Recent Sports History … As Viewed by a Stereotypical Boston Fan

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Which NBA Conference Finals team do you think has the worst shot at winning the NBA Finals?

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The Celtics-Sixers Series Has Been Hard to Watch

Someone get a cleaning crew out on I-95. Continue Reading →

Boston Celtics Have Officially Been Eliminated from the Playoffs

It’s amazing they even made the playoffs with Romo on their side. Continue Reading →

Father Raising New Generation of Filthy-Mouthed Boston Fans

Her first word was "fackin." Continue Reading →

Ryan Hollins Sucks at Alley-Oops

One of the keys to successful dunking is jumping high enough. Continue Reading →

Hawks Displeased About Getting Eliminated by Celtics

Everyone wants to do that to Boston fans. Continue Reading →

Rajon Rondo Attempts to Join the Nets

Rajon Rondo is clearly insane. Someone get him some psychiatric help. Continue Reading →

Lebron Hate in Tire Cover Form

Good thing no Celtics players have ever cried or complained. Continue Reading →

Ray Allen Gives Lap Dances

Ugh. Old strippers are disgusting. Continue Reading →

Rajon Rondo Puns Don’t Come Quite as Easy as Jeremy Lin Puns

Rajon … uh … err … sanity! Rajonsanity! Continue Reading →

Kevin Garnett: "Is it cool if I just glare at people instead of running back on defense?"

An exhausted Kevin Garnett asked Celtics head coach Doc Rivers last night during Boston's latest loss if it would be okay if he limits his defensive effort to intimidating glares ... Continue Reading →

Rajon Rondo’s Header Alley-Oop

When you don't have a job, you have time to practice these things. Continue Reading →

"The Real Housewives of South Boston"

Needs more Welker jerseys to be realistic. Continue Reading →

Delonte West’s Furniture Store Application

Whew! No question about sleeping with a co-worker’s mom. Continue Reading →

Massachusetts Turns Its Back on Larry Bird

Unfortunately, in modern HD games you can see his face too well. Continue Reading →

Shaquille O’Neal Retires from Basketball to Spend More Time with His Family-Style Restaurants

Celtics center Shaquille O'Neal, one of the most decorated players in NBA history, has announced his retirement from the game. O'Neal cited spending more time with his family-style ... Continue Reading →

Lebron James is the King of Traveling

Fun Fact: No Celtics player has ever gotten away with traveling! Continue Reading →