That's okay. It's fairly easy to replace glass.
Picture Capitals Fans > Tim Thomas
Unfortunately for them, Thomas > Capitals.
Dammit. The glass was supposed to break and cut him all up. The CIA is incompetent.
Oh, whores, you're hilarious.
It's nice to have teammates who recognize your best attributes.
Apparently his friends would prefer him to be a Maple Leafs fan and therefore be suicidal.
In his defense, he'd terrify children no matter what he wore.
Needs more Welker jerseys to be realistic.