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Blue Jays Fans are Very Mean to Boston Bruins Fan

Just imagine how much they'd boo someone in a Maple Leafs jersey. Continue Reading →
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Jaromir Jagr Spends Afternoon Googling Photos of Jaromir Jagr’s Old Mullet

Boston Bruins right wing Jaromir Jagr says he lost most of the day yesterday looking at old pictures of his mullet online. The future Hall of Famer said he started looking at photos ... Continue Reading →
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Papa John: Not a Big NHL Fan

He’s probably still drunk from Louisville’s national title. Continue Reading →
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For Hockey Morons: Blackhawks, Bruins and Their Non-Hockey Equivalents!

*Zdeno Chara* = a really tall and strong tree, preferably a tall and strong tree from Slovakia Tuukka Rask = something that stops stuff. Stop sign? Road block? Drain stopper? One of ... Continue Reading →
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Penguins and Bruins Issue Joint Statement Asking That No One Play “Black and Yellow”

Just one day before the Pittsburgh Penguins and Boston Bruins are set to begin battle for the NHL's Eastern Conference crown, the teams came together to ask that their series ... Continue Reading →
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Milan Lucic Consoles Dion Phaneuf’s Crotch

Hey, that's Elisha Cuthbert's job, jerk. Continue Reading →
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Maple Leafs Fan Ready for Boston Bombing Jokes

It’s funny because his team lost 5-2 in their first home playoff game in nine years. Continue Reading →
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Jack Edwards Compares Matt Cooke to Famous Murderer in Wake of Boston Marathon Bombing

He wins the Too Soon Award for Broadcasting. Continue Reading →
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American Sports Fans to Resume Hating Boston Teams in 36 Hours

Boston's sports teams were informed today that they will receive the support and cheers of America's sports fans for 36 more hours in the wake of the apprehension of the ... Continue Reading →
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Cam Neely Contacts Penguins About Shot to Win Elusive Stanley Cup

Former Boston Bruins star Cam Neely got in touch with Pittsburgh Penguins general manager Ray Shero today to ask about the possibility of joining the loaded Penguins for a shot at ... Continue Reading →
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Bruins Goalie Tuukka Rask is Really Bad at Being Angry

Not being able to skate: the first skill of all great goalies. Continue Reading →
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Greatest NHL Shot of the Year Sends Earpiece Into Beer

Mmmm. Beerwax. Continue Reading →
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NHL 13 Has an Outstanding Checking Glitch

So that's how Sidney Crosby gets those concussions. Continue Reading →