Milan Lucic’s 10 Rules of Etiquette

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PICTURE: Brad Marchand is Terrible at Faking an Injury

Left leg. Right leg. It can get very confusing to keep track of them. Continue Reading →

Blues Lady Breasts, Jesus Getting Booed and Nose Picking: A Weekend of Hockey Fans

A Blues fan made her presence known in overtime… Continue Reading →

VIDEO: Milan Lucic Hit Another Opponent in the Crotch with His Stick

Most recently: April 18th. To Detroit’s Danny DeKeyser … Continue Reading →

VIDEO: Milan Lucic Drops Alexei Emelin with a Stick to the Taint

Time to start wearing taint pads, Emelin. Continue Reading →

PICTURE: The Florida Panthers Had Just Six Too Many Men on the Ice

Oh, come on, ref. Let them play. Continue Reading →

VIDEO: Tuukka Rask Remains Terrible at Being Angry

Last night Rask did this after giving up a game-losing goal in the shootout: Continue Reading →

Zdeno Chara Does Not Fit Very Well Into Kiddie Rides

What’s sadder: losing the Stanley Cup or this? Continue Reading →

Patrice Bergeron’s Guest Appearance on “The Walking Dead”

Even zombies can’t play with a punctured lung. Continue Reading →

Boston Fans Had a Very … Hands-On Approach to Losing the Stanley Cup

Site search: “naked + shaved beards.” Continue Reading →

Claude Julien is Bill from “King of the Hill”

Don’t say Texas isn’t a hockey state. Continue Reading →

Tuukka Rask Has Low Opinion of the Ice Quality

Shiitta? Continue Reading →

Jaromir Jagr’s Favorite Player Growing Up Was Jaromir Jagr

Jaromir Jagr was 30 when Jaromir Jagr was a young boy. Continue Reading →

Blue Jays Fans are Very Mean to Boston Bruins Fan

Just imagine how much they'd boo someone in a Maple Leafs jersey. Continue Reading →

Jaromir Jagr Spends Afternoon Googling Photos of Jaromir Jagr’s Old Mullet

Boston Bruins right wing Jaromir Jagr says he lost most of the day yesterday looking at old pictures of his mullet online. The future Hall of Famer said he started looking at photos ... Continue Reading →

Papa John: Not a Big NHL Fan

He’s probably still drunk from Louisville’s national title. Continue Reading →

For Hockey Morons: Blackhawks, Bruins and Their Non-Hockey Equivalents!

*Zdeno Chara* = a really tall and strong tree, preferably a tall and strong tree from Slovakia Tuukka Rask = something that stops stuff. Stop sign? Road block? Drain stopper? One of ... Continue Reading →

Penguins and Bruins Issue Joint Statement Asking That No One Play “Black and Yellow”

Just one day before the Pittsburgh Penguins and Boston Bruins are set to begin battle for the NHL's Eastern Conference crown, the teams came together to ask that their series ... Continue Reading →