5 days ago

Video Milan Lucic Consoles Dion Phaneuf's Crotch

Hey, that's Elisha Cuthbert's job, jerk.

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May 07, 2013

Picture Maple Leafs Fan Ready for Boston Bombing Jokes

It's funny because his team lost 5-2 in their first home playoff game in nine years.

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Filed Under   NHL   Boston Bruins   Toronto Maple Leafs
April 20, 2013

Video Jack Edwards Compares Matt Cooke to Famous Murderer in Wake of Boston Marathon Bombing

He wins the Too Soon Award for Broadcasting.

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From Staff / April 20, 2013

News American Sports Fans to Resume Hating Boston Teams in 36 Hours

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Boston's sports teams were informed today that they will receive the support and cheers of America's sports fans for 36 more hours in the wake of the apprehension of the second suspect in the Boston Marathon bombing tragedy.

"We received word today that while the nation continues to support the people of Boston, sports fans will begin hating the Red Sox again very soon," said a Red Sox front office source. "While I wish that wasn't the case, I completely understand it. I mean, I supported New York after 9/11 and felt great compassion and heartbreak for everyone there, but I still loved it when they lost the 2001 World Series. The people of New York and what New York City represents is not the same as the Yankees baseball team. Screw the Yankees, right?"

Had the chase for the remaining suspect stretched on for several more days, Boston's teams would likely have received near-unanimous support well into next week, but Friday night's speedy resolution means that support will dissipate over the weekend.

"It's not surprising, especially with the playoffs starting," said Celtics head coach Doc Rivers. "Right or wrong, people move on. Although the one thing we might have going for us is that we're playing the Knicks. A lot of fans hate them, too. We might be the least disagreeable option. At least for a series."

Patriots owner Robert Kraft says he has learned the Patriots were never viewed in a sympathetic light.

"Unlike the other three teams, we are not in season," said Kraft. "So no one ever felt the need to stop hating us. We remain universally loathed outside of New England. It's been business as usual around here."

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March 28, 2013

News Cam Neely Contacts Penguins About Shot to Win Elusive Stanley Cup

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Former Boston Bruins star Cam Neely got in touch with Pittsburgh Penguins general manager Ray Shero today to ask about the possibility of joining the loaded Penguins for a shot at his first Stanley Cup.

"I realize I'm 47 years old and haven't played in 17 years," said Neely, who was forced to retire in 1996 due to injuries, "but Chris Chelios was still a serviceable player at this age and I'm nothing if not rested. Plus, whatever I might be lacking in speed or skill, I'll make up for it in wanting it more than anyone else."

Neely's career was cut short by a chronic injury to a hip that was initially damaged on a check by Penguins defenseman Ulf Samuelsson. But Neely says he has no hard feelings.

"Ulf isn't on the team anymore. And I simply want to win a Cup," he said. "I always was jealous of how Ray Bourque got to go to the Avalanche to win a championship. This is my shot to do that."

Shero says he is not sure he has a place for Neely.

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March 28, 2013

Video Bruins Goalie Tuukka Rask is Really Bad at Being Angry

Not being able to skate: the first skill of all great goalies.

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Filed Under   NHL   Boston Bruins   Tuukka Rask
March 26, 2013

Video Greatest NHL Shot of the Year Sends Earpiece Into Beer

Mmmm. Beerwax.

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Filed Under   NHL   Boston Bruins
September 26, 2012

Video NHL 13 Has an Outstanding Checking Glitch

So that's how Sidney Crosby gets those concussions.

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From Staff / June 1, 2012

Opinion Recent Sports History ... As Viewed by a Stereotypical Boston Fan

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April 26, 2012

Picture Tim Thomas Releases Statement on Playoff Elimination Goal

What a patriot.

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