April 20, 2012
Video Brendan Shanahan Has Suspended the Pane of Glass That Hit David Krejci
That's okay. It's fairly easy to replace glass.
April 13, 2012
Video Bruins Win, Get Assassinated
Dammit. The glass was supposed to break and cut him all up. The CIA is incompetent.
March 22, 2012
Picture Sleeping Bruins LW Milan Lucic = Sloth from "Goonies"
It's nice to have teammates who recognize your best attributes.
February 08, 2012
Picture Toronto Resident Announces He is a Boston Bruins Fan
Apparently his friends would prefer him to be a Maple Leafs fan and therefore be suicidal.
October 28, 2011
Picture Zdeno Chara Terrifies Children in a Pink Bunny Costume
In his defense, he'd terrify children no matter what he wore.


