Bill O’Brien Calls His Penn State Team a Bunch of F—ers

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Bill O’Brien Era Gets Off to Successful Start at Penn State with No Unbelievably Horrific Scandal

Bill O'Brien coached Penn State to a 24-14 loss in his first game as the Nittany Lions' head coach, an outstanding debut as nothing occurred that ruined any lives or made ... Continue Reading →

Bill O’Brien Planning to Just Show Up at the First Patriots Practice

Penn State head coach Bill O'Brien says he plans to show up at the first day of New England Patriots training camp on July 26th in hopes he can have his old job back. "Obviously, ... Continue Reading →

New Penn State Coach Vows to Do His Best to Also One Day Die with Dignity from Cancer, Old Age and a Broken Pelvis

New Penn State head coach Bill O'Brien reassured the Nittany Lion fan base today that he will do his best to keep in place what the late Joe Paterno built at the university. "I ... Continue Reading →

Penn State Hires Non-Deviant to Be New Head Football Coach

Penn State has hired a new football coach, ending a nationwide search for someone who is totally not, to the best of their knowledge, a pedophile. "It was important to us that ... Continue Reading →