Bill Belichick Defeats Patriots In Ultimate Dick Move

“A-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha! You should see the look on all of your faces right now,” said Bill Belichick in the Patriots post-game locker room. “Hilarious. Absolutely hilarious. ... Continue Reading →

Bill Belichick Urges Tom Brady to Abort For Financial Reasons

New England Patriots head coach Bill Belichick called his star quarterback this morning to urge him to abort his child with model Gisele Bundchen for financial reasons. “Decisions ... Continue Reading →