Belichick Announces Tom Brady Will Start Games 1 and 3 of the Playoffs

New England Patriots head coach Bill Belichick set his starting rotation for the NFL playoffs today, announcing that MVP candidate Tom Brady will get the ball for Games 1 and 3, while ... Continue Reading →

Ruthless Patriots Run Down the Score

The New England Patriots sent a strong message to the rest of the NFL Monday night, scoring just 17 points in a 21-point blowout loss the Saints that saw them pull their starters with ... Continue Reading →

The remaining core of New England’s Super Bowl-winning teams watches the Patriots get blown out by the Saints.

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Bill Belichick no longer the most FAIL-tastic coach in New England

Fourth quarter. 2:25 remaining. Yale with the ball and up by three points against their rival, Harvard, who they've lost six of seven to. Fourth-and-22. Yale on their own 26. And ... Continue Reading →

"I’m about to make one of the dumbest coaching decisions in the history of sports. Care to stop me? No? Okay. Let’s do it."

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Bill Belichick Defeats Patriots In Ultimate Dick Move

“A-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha! You should see the look on all of your faces right now,” said Bill Belichick in the Patriots post-game locker room. “Hilarious. Absolutely hilarious. ... Continue Reading →

Bill Belichick Urges Tom Brady to Abort For Financial Reasons

New England Patriots head coach Bill Belichick called his star quarterback this morning to urge him to abort his child with model Gisele Bundchen for financial reasons. “Decisions ... Continue Reading →