VIDEO: Bartolo Colon is Equal Parts Fat and Self-Aware

His teammates are blessed to be able to see this modern athletic marvel up close. Continue Reading →

VIDEO: Every Pitch from Bartolo Colon’s First Two At-Bats of 2014

Disappointing in his semi-competence as a batter. Continue Reading →

Bartolo Colon’s Love Affair Continues On

He often has three-ways with it and a fried turkey leg. Continue Reading →

"NY Daily News" Enjoys Poop Jokes

They could’ve used a poop reference for Clemens, too. Continue Reading →

Bartolo Colon’s Headshot Weighs 185 Pounds

His torso, ass and legs shot weighs 300 more. Continue Reading →