President Obama Thanks Boston for Kevin Youkilis

"Boooooo! How dare you bring up the man we wanted to get rid of more than anything!" Continue Reading →

President Obama Appoints Tim Lincecum to New Cabinet-Level White Sox Rotation Post

At a hastily arranged press conference this afternoon at the White House, President Barack Obama announced San Francisco Giants ace Tim Lincecum will head up a brand new executive ... Continue Reading →

"Most amazing of all, Jimmie Johnson won the Sprint Cup not driving a Toyota, but with a piece of sh!t Chevy!"

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