Picture Ravens Eat Worms, Claims Jaguars Fan
The Jaguars have fans AND great fan signs? Amazing. I am amazed.
Picture DirecTV Knows That Ravens-Jaguars is Amateur-Quality
I have the R-chip, which blocks all Ravens games.
Picture Terrell Suggs Ruins Ravens' Team Photo
It's funny because Terrell Suggs is annoying.
News Indianapolis Sends Colts Back to Baltimore in the Middle of the Night
The lead truck's driver was given a note to hand to Baltimore's mayor:
"Dear Baltimore — You can have the Colts back. Sorry about taking them before. Please do not return them. All the best! Sincerely, Mayor Gregory Ballard and the People of Indianapolis."
Baltimore's mayor read the note with a blank expression.
"I don't know what to think," said Baltimore mayor Stephanie Rawlings-Blake. "A lot of people still wish the Colts were here, so they'll be happy about this. But we have the Ravens now. This city isn't big enough to support two NFL teams."
Indianapolis Mayor Ballard said that should not be an issue: "The Colts are not currently an NFL-quality team. But Indianapolis hopes to get an NFL team again someday."
Video False Start on the Entire Ravens' Offensive Line
That's one way to keep Flacco from throwing the ball.
Video Ravens Rookie Scared of Earthquakes
Remember: the ground can't cause a fumble.
Picture Joe Flacco Needs to Fire His Wedding Entertainment Coordinator
It's almost like you can reach out and touch Ray Lewis's tears.
Picture Joe Flacco Married an Offensive Lineman
The bouquet was promptly intercepted by Troy Polamalu and returned for a touchdown.
Picture Terrell Suggs Doesn't Like Pittsburgh
He also doesn't like fashion, taste or going to the dentist.
