February 06, 2013

Video Baltimore Cop Does the Ray Lewis Dance

She should destroy all evidence of this tape.

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February 05, 2013

Video The Taiwanese Animation of Super Bowl XLVII

Are Taiwanese animations ELITE animations?

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Poll Is Joe Flacco ELITE now that he has a Super Bowl title?

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February 04, 2013

Video Ravens Fan Song is as Bad as You'd Expect and Much Worse

Feels like I've been stabbed in the ears.

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Filed Under   NFL   Baltimore Ravens   Super Bowl XLVII
February 04, 2013

Video Celebrating Ravens Fan Jumps from Building Into Tree

So it appears God favors both him and Ray-Ray.

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Filed Under   NFL   Baltimore Ravens   Super Bowl XLVII
February 04, 2013

Picture Church Sign Guys Knows God Isn't a Ravens Fan

God is probably a Jaguars fan. He's a big fan of the less fortunate.

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Filed Under   NFL   Baltimore Ravens   Super Bowl XLVII
February 04, 2013

Video Idiot Ravens Fan Celebrates Super Bowl Title

He must have gotten that idea from Cam Cameron.

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Filed Under   NFL   Baltimore Ravens   Super Bowl XLVII
February 4, 2013

News Super Bowl Champion Ravens Wait Nervously to See If They'll be Atop Season's Final NFL Power Rankings

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"We did all we could do," said Ravens quarterback Joe Flacco. "I just hope it was enough."

But was it enough? The Ravens won Super Bowl XLVII 34-31 over the 49ers, but the team nearly blew a 22-point third quarter lead and had only a 10-6 regular season record. It remains to be seen if all of that is enough to convince the NFL power rankings experts on NFL.com and on various sports media websites that the Ravens deserve the top spot.

"Do I honestly think they're the best team?" said one FoxSports.com NFL power rankings panelist who asked to remain anonymous. "Not at all. But I always put the Super Bowl winner No. 1. It's my policy. I didn't set up the playoff system. It's the system we have and, good or bad, it's designed to determine a power rankings No. 1."

Not all power rankings voters agree, however.

"I look at power rankings as something that weighs the current, but also looks ahead to the future," said an NFL.com power rankings expert. "All credit to the Ravens, but I think the 49ers are the team to beat next year. They're younger, they were better in the second half, and Colin Kaepernick is a future star at quarterback. I'm putting the 49ers No. 1."

The Ravens plan subdued celebrations until all power rankings are released, which is expected by Tuesday night.

"I hope it's unanimous," said Flacco. "Including from blogs that do power rankings. It's been my dream since coming into the NFL to be the No. 1 ranked team on every sports website and blog. I don't know if I'll ever get this chance again."

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February 4, 2013

Opinion Honest NFL.com Headlines: Super Bowl XLVII

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February 1, 2013

Opinion Super Bowl Party Recipes from the 49ers and Ravens

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Joe Flacco's "World's Best" Pizza

Recipe

1. Get an average pizza delivered.

2. Serve.

3. Tell everyone it's the best pizza.

4. Hope they believe it.

5. Ask everyone to pay more than the pizza is worth.

Ray Rice's Delicious Production Pizza

Recipe

1. Take Joe Flacco's plain pizza out of the trash.

2. Add delicious toppings to it.

3. Re-serve.

4. Listen to people talk about how Joe Flacco is an ELITE chef.

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