Tom Brady: World’s Manliest Slider

He’ll UGG you up. Continue Reading →

God Distances Himself from Ray Lewis

God, the creator of everything, made a rare appearance today when he descended to a hill in suburban Baltimore for a hastily arranged press conference. "I just want to go on record ... Continue Reading →

Ray Lewis’ Butt Crack

Thank you, Jesus, for allowing him to poop. Continue Reading →

God Cares About Ray Lewis Above All Else

Wouldn’t the creator of the world be more of a soccer fan? Continue Reading →

Ravens Fan Looks Like a Raven/Idiot

He must have a very impressive job. Continue Reading →

Joe Flacco: Dopest QB in the Whole Damn League

Straight Outta Jersey. Continue Reading →

Never Underestimate the Confidence of Baltimore Ravens Fans

Only God, Ray Lewis’ personal friend, knows the outcome. Continue Reading →

Joe Flacco: “Peyton Manning is probably pretty nervous to face me”

Baltimore Ravens quarterback Joe Flacco said today that his team has a decided advantage in their divisional playoff game at Denver because Broncos quarterback Peyton Manning will ... Continue Reading →

Underwater Ray Lewis Dance

That guy is as quick as current day Ray Lewis. Continue Reading →

Ray Lewis Anti-Tribute

He wasn't always God's Linebacker. Continue Reading →

Ray Lewis Retirement Revealed To be Finale of Innovative Sixth Season of “The Wire”

Speaking to Baltimore's press corps before today's series wrap party, creator/show runner David Simon revealed that yesterday's Ray Lewis retirement announcement was ... Continue Reading →

That’s So Baltimore Raven

Ray-Ray > Raven Continue Reading →

Joe Flacco Unveils His Best Derp Face for Ad Shoot

Your move, Eli Manning. Continue Reading →