Honest NFL.com Headlines: Super Bowl XLVII

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Super Bowl Party Recipes from the 49ers and Ravens

Joe Flacco's "World's Best" Pizza Recipe 1. Get an average pizza delivered. 2. Serve. 3. Tell everyone it's the best pizza. 4. Hope they believe it. 5. Ask ... Continue Reading →

Report: Ravens Intent on Signing Elvis Grbac Regardless of Joe Flacco’s Super Bowl Performance

The Baltimore Ravens reportedly plan to replace quarterback Joe Flacco with veteran Elvis Grbac this offseason regardless of the game's outcome or how Flacco plays. "You ... Continue Reading →

Dorky Brothers Next Door Dreaming of Coaching in the Super Bowl Together One Day

Kevin and Jeff, the weird, unpopular neighborhood boys who live next door, say they are dreaming of one day coaching in a Super Bowl together just like NFL coaches John and Jim Harbaugh ... Continue Reading →

7 Reasons the Ravens Suck and Will Get Killed in Super Bowl XLVII

1. Joe Flacco sucks. Stop trying to convince yourself that he's good. He's not. Deep-down Ravens fans know it, too. They've seen him constantly overthrow receivers and ... Continue Reading →

Sports Media Missed Obvious Ray Lewis Deer Antler Spray Warning Signs

Sports media: asleep at the wheel on steroids since 1990. Continue Reading →

Maryland: The Naive State

They’re really going to be upset when it breaks that Cal Ripken, Jr. took roids. Continue Reading →

The Lord Very Disillusioned by Ray Lewis Steroids Allegations

The Lord says He is very upset over a report in Sports Illustrated that Baltimore Ravens linebacker Ray Lewis used deer antler spray, which contains an illegal performance enhancer, ... Continue Reading →

If the Players Asked the Super Bowl Media Day Questions

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Madden 13’s Super Bowl Player Ratings Update

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NFL: Denver Broncos at Baltimore Ravens

Joe Flacco: “I know I have the unconditional support of Ravens fans unless I suck again”

Baltimore Ravens quarterback Joe Flacco said today that he appreciates the love and support of Ravens fans as he prepares to quarterback his team in Super Bowl XLVII. "Their ... Continue Reading →

Ray Lewis Plays in Pro Bowl After Hearing There Are Cameras There

Baltimore Ravens linebacker Ray Lewis became the first player in NFL history to play in a Pro Bowl in the same season as his team will play in the Super Bowl Sunday night when he took ... Continue Reading →

Ravens Release Ray Lewis: “He has become a distraction”

by Ross Snow In wake of the increasingly excessive, round-the-clock coverage of Ray Lewis' retirement, career, and legacy, the Baltimore Ravens have decided to cut ties with the ... Continue Reading →

Ray Lewis Tribute Haircut

It needs to be hooked up to a hose for a real-life crying effect. Continue Reading →

Tom Brady: World’s Manliest Slider

He’ll UGG you up. Continue Reading →

God Distances Himself from Ray Lewis

God, the creator of everything, made a rare appearance today when he descended to a hill in suburban Baltimore for a hastily arranged press conference. "I just want to go on record ... Continue Reading →

Ray Lewis’ Butt Crack

Thank you, Jesus, for allowing him to poop. Continue Reading →

God Cares About Ray Lewis Above All Else

Wouldn’t the creator of the world be more of a soccer fan? Continue Reading →