Baltimore Sun’s Flacco-Roethlisberger Poll Doesn’t Go as Planned

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If Joe Flacco Was a Famous Movie Actor

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Report: 1,692 NFL Players to Come Out as Gay on Wednesday

According to former Baltimore Ravens linebacker Brendon Ayanbadejo, some 1,692 NFL players will reveal they are gay in a joint appearance Wednesday morning at a press conference in ... Continue Reading →

Bill Walton Makes Ray Lewis/Limousine Mention

Fleeing a double murder ZING! Continue Reading →

Baltimore Ravens 2013-2014 Team Photo

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NFL: Super Bowl XLVII-Baltimore Ravens Press Conference

Report: Ravens Looking to Trade Joe Flacco in Exchange for Enough Players to Fill a Roster

Just weeks after winning a Super Bowl and handing Joe Flacco the largest contract in NFL history, the Baltimore Ravens are reportedly shopping their quarterback in hopes he can bring ... Continue Reading →

John Harbaugh Is Not Happy with the Ravens’ Offseason

He’ll only get sadder when they draft Manti Te’o. Continue Reading →
Ray Rice, Joe Flacco

Joe Flacco Asks for Entire Contract to be Given in Signing Bonus: “In case I, you know, start sucking again”

Final agreement on the contract that will pay Joe Flacco $120.6 million over six years and make him the highest paid player in the history of the sport has hit a snag over signing ... Continue Reading →

Ravens Hold Parade to Celebrate No Longer Officially Being Associated with Ray Lewis

Tens of thousands of Ravens fans packed the streets of Baltimore on Tuesday to celebrate the fact their beloved franchise will no longer be officially associated with Ray Lewis, one ... Continue Reading →

Ray Rice Nearly Died During Baltimore’s Super Bowl Parade

Lack of production, fumbles, embarrassment. Maybe Ray Rice and Joe Flacco swapped bodies for the postseason. Continue Reading →

Baltimore Cop Does the Ray Lewis Dance

She should destroy all evidence of this tape. Continue Reading →

The Taiwanese Animation of Super Bowl XLVII

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Is Joe Flacco ELITE now that he has a Super Bowl title?

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Ravens Fan Song is as Bad as You’d Expect and Much Worse

Feels like I've been stabbed in the ears. Continue Reading →

Church Sign Guys Knows God Isn’t a Ravens Fan

God is probably a Jaguars fan. He’s a big fan of the less fortunate. Continue Reading →

Celebrating Ravens Fan Jumps from Building Into Tree

So it appears God favors both him and Ray-Ray. Continue Reading →

Idiot Ravens Fan Celebrates Super Bowl Title

He must have gotten that idea from Cam Cameron. Continue Reading →

Super Bowl Champion Ravens Wait Nervously to See If They’ll be Atop Season’s Final NFL Power Rankings

"We did all we could do," said Ravens quarterback Joe Flacco. "I just hope it was enough." But was it enough? The Ravens won Super Bowl XLVII 34-31 over the 49ers, ... Continue Reading →