Picture Massive Dumps at Orioles Game
You're on notice, Camden Yards janitors.
Cabrera is built more like Adele, but whatever.
Brady Anderson used to keep his steroids in there.
If designated pitcher was a thing, Chris Davis would be one.
Such is life in the Baltimore Orioles organization.
Baltimore's crime problem would actually be helped if they let Batman go.
The Amish like the Orioles because they don't have any showy wins or trophies.
Yet another reason to never attend an Orioles game.