Slamming your face off the floor is a metaphor for the Hawks in the playoffs.
He'll be making that face now for the next 60 years.
Everyone wants to do that to Boston fans.
Getting paid to watch sports and also not be morbidly obese is a pretty good job.
Picture Joe Johnson's Truck
He can live out of that during the lockout with room to spare.
"We have more than just a hockey team we don't want," Atlanta mayor Kasim Reed wrote in a letter to Winnipeg mayor Sam Katz. "The Hawks, for example. We could give a crap about them and they're actually not too bad. You should totally take them. The Thrashers might be lonely without them. What do you say?"
Mayor Reed continued on to also offer up the Braves and Falcons.
"Again, both are pretty good and both are yours if you want them," wrote Reed. "I know you Canadians aren't into baseball too much, but you all made us have hockey teams twice, so it's only fair that you take the Braves for a while. Do you think your people would want to do the Tomahawk Chop? Most people think it's incredibly annoying, but doing it is really the only thing we Atlantans like about professional sports."
He's waiting to hang his NBA title ring on a gold chain around his neck.