April 17, 2013

News Braves on Pace for the Biggest Collapse in Baseball History

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The Atlanta Braves are baseball's best team through the first two weeks of the season. But it's not early-season history the team wants to make. The Braves want to turn more heads late in the year.

"You almost don't want to talk about it because you don't want to jinx it," said catcher Brian McCann. "But, yeah, with the start we've had, we have talked about it, sure. This team, the 2013 Braves — we have a chance to have the biggest collapse in baseball history. It's exciting."

McCann and other Braves know they can't look ahead, however.

"It's only April. We have a lot of games left to win before we start thinking about falling apart," said first baseman Freddie Freeman. "But I promise this team won't let up trying to accomplish a historic letdown."

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December 18, 2012

Poll Who has been the best acquisition of the baseball offseason so far?

Who has been the best acquisition of the baseball offseason so far? poll results
  • Josh Hamilton, LAA - he will fit perfectly into the Angels' lineup of overpaid older guys who watch Mike Trout do everything
  • B.J. Upton, ATL - the Braves are confident that all great players probably suddenly start playing up to their potential in their 9th season in the majors
  • Torii Hunter, DET - he fills Detroit's need for a non-morbidly obese position player and he was also a childhood friend of Jim Leyland's
  • Jose Reyes, TOR - the Blue Jays hope he can be an improvement over Yunel Escobar at shortstop by getting on base and not hating gay people
  • Russell Martin, PIT - if giving $17 million to a catcher with a .211 batting average won't get the Pirates a winning season, then nothing will
  • Zach Greinke, LAD - not having a big enough payroll is what kept the Dodgers out of the playoffs last year and they won't let that happen ever again
  • R.A. Dickey, TOR - even if he pitches nowhere close to his Cy Young performance, he'll keep the clubhouse loose with hilarious tales of playing for the Mets
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October 05, 2012

Picture Sad Braves Fan

Bad umpiring is forcing him to try to remove his brain.

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October 01, 2012

Picture Cancer Patient Loves Chipper Jones

Best fan. Worst patient.

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June 25, 2012

Picture Red Sox Fan Wants Chipper Jones' Old Man Ass

Someone should show her the ass on Jamie Moyer.

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May 22, 2012

Video The Atlanta Braves Are Bad People

This is really going to hurt the perception of Native Americans.

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December 23, 2011

Video Apathetic Christmas from the Atlanta Braves

We wish you a blah blah blah.

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August 08, 2011

Picture Mmm .. Delicious Bat

If you pleasure your bat, it will pleasure you. It's basic baseball fundamentals.

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July 27, 2011

Picture The Official Jerry Meals Game T-Shirt

He needs the money from t-shirt sales because he'll soon be unemployed.

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July 18, 2011

Picture Blushing Bride Runs on the Field in Atlanta

You may now Tase the bride.

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