George Costanza's nephew is slimmer than he was.
Fist-pumping. Sure. That's what he tells his mom.
He's had a tough life.
Most people feel this way, but don't have the t-shirt to share it.
Milwaukee is America. America is Milwaukee.
"To Major League Baseball, baseball fans and the country as a whole, we sincerely apologize for being here," said a man named Kevin, who claimed he was the team's general manager. "Thankfully, it seems we will be out of everyone's hair ASAP."
Team representatives said they ended up in the playoffs because "things got out of hand" and "one thing led to another."
"Look, we don't find us any more interesting than you do," said former Dodgers and Tiger star Kirk Gibson, who oddly spoke for the team. "We were just going along, minding our business, trying to sell a few tickets with B.J. Upton's brother and the pitcher the Yankees traded us and then we look up and the Giants and Dodgers teams people might want to see are losing pretty much non-stop. I promise you that us being here was not intentional."
She would wear her favorite player's jersey if she wore clothes.
Bummer. His life just peaked at age 13.
This is disgusting. Real baseball players piss on their hands.