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George Costanza's nephew is slimmer than he was.
Video Kirk Gibson Bobblehead is a Pervert
Fist-pumping. Sure. That's what he tells his mom.
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Most people feel this way, but don't have the t-shirt to share it.
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Milwaukee is America. America is Milwaukee.
News Arizona Diamondbacks Formally Apologize for Making the Playoffs
"To Major League Baseball, baseball fans and the country as a whole, we sincerely apologize for being here," said a man named Kevin, who claimed he was the team's general manager. "Thankfully, it seems we will be out of everyone's hair ASAP."
Team representatives said they ended up in the playoffs because "things got out of hand" and "one thing led to another."
"Look, we don't find us any more interesting than you do," said former Dodgers and Tiger star Kirk Gibson, who oddly spoke for the team. "We were just going along, minding our business, trying to sell a few tickets with B.J. Upton's brother and the pitcher the Yankees traded us and then we look up and the Giants and Dodgers — teams people might want to see — are losing pretty much non-stop. I promise you that us being here was not intentional."
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Video Wily Mo Pena Spits Loogies in His Helmet
This is disgusting. Real baseball players piss on their hands.
