PICTURE: Clam Master and Lucky Clam 69 Go Shopping in Their Arizona Cardinals Jerseys

These gross-outs don’t deserve to ever have a good quarterback. Continue Reading →

Glendale, Ariz., Residents Say They’d be Okay with a Giant Fireball Destroying Patriots-Seahawks Super Bowl

Although they realize that a giant fireball wiping out University of Phoenix Stadium and Super Bowl XLIX could mean the end of their own lives, residents of Glendale, Ariz., say they ... Continue Reading →

PICTURE: Darnell Dockett Taunts Raiders Fans with “0-6″ Sign

At least Dockett added a smiley face to the sign to show the good-natured Raiders fans that it was all in good fun. Continue Reading →

VIDEO: Sweaty Buffoon Chris Berman Has His Domestic Violence Speech Interrupted by AND THE PUNT IS BLOCKED

Got it, Chris Berman. We should punt all women. Continue Reading →

PICTURE: Jason Babin Ripped Out Andre Ellington’s Dreads on a Tackle

  In his tribe, they scalp victims. Continue Reading →
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Cardinals Looking to Limit Carson Palmer’s Touches

Arizona Cardinals head coach Bruce Arians said today at his weekly press conference that the Cardinals will look to limit the touches starting quarterback Carson Palmer is receiving ... Continue Reading →

Hilariously Positive News Stories About NFL Draft Picks Who Turned Out to be Busts

2006: "Perfect storm of events" blesses Arizona with Matt Leinart Continue Reading →

Bruce Arians Has Undergone a Fashion Makeover

It must have been the chic city of Indianapolis that caused the change. Continue Reading →

Application for the Arizona Cardinals Head Coach Position

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Darnell Dockett Hit on AJ McCarron’s Girlfriend Via Twitter

Who wouldn’t want to be with a guy smart enough to give away his number to hundreds of thousands of people? Continue Reading →

Larry Fitzgerald Catches Pass in Practice, Decides to Keep Running All the Way Out of Arizona

Arizona Cardinals wide receiver Larry Fitzgerald snagged a pass on a slant pattern in practice today, avoided a defensive back and turned into open field towards the end zone. He then ... Continue Reading →

God Even Helps the Arizona Cardinals

God needs to spend more time helping Larry Fitzgerald get a quarterback. Continue Reading →

Arizona Cardinals Fans Duped by 2-0 Start

SkolbeltonMANIA! Continue Reading →

Arizona Not Charged Timeout in Atlanta-Baltimore Game

Arizona, Atlanta. What does it matter? All pointless NFL teams are the same. Continue Reading →

The Arizona Cardinals are the Most Smegma-Like NFL Team

The smegma buildup is mainly Kevin Kolb’s fault. Continue Reading →

Arizona Morning Show Host Not Happy About the Peyton Manning News

In fairness, she is the co-host of "The Arizona F—king Morning Show." Continue Reading →

World’s Classiest Lady is an Arizona Cardinals Fan

You can't take her home to mom. Because she likes crap beer. Embarrassing. Continue Reading →

Rex Ryan: The Stylish Years

Damn. He probably got into a lot of ladies’ shoes back then. Continue Reading →