Everyone who doesn't care about their appearance is essentially Anthony Davis for Halloween.
They're both happy to see some sort of hairline return.
In wrestling, it's legal to grab someone by the unibrow.
He just lost a lot of votes with the no personal hygiene demographic.
"Also," said Davis. "In addition to the hard work part, I would totally suggest that you grow an extra 7 inches suddenly as a high school senior. That really helped me a lot."
Davis entered his senior season as a 6-foot-3 guard who was only recruited by Cleveland State. After growing to 6-foot-10 in a few short months, he was recruited by Kentucky, won a national championship and became a highly-rated NBA prospect on the verge of millions.
"Now, I know not all of you will be able to grow seven inches in a few months to go from a marginal basketball player to a star," said Davis. "But at least grow five or six inches. If you can't do that, maybe think about another sport or just focus on your studies."
This is everything the art world was waiting for.
Should have gotten his degree. And put a hairnet on that unibrow!
Soon every athlete south of the Mason-Dixon will have one eyebrow.