Yes, that guy is having sex with Brooklyn Decker.
They were probably just thinking about Brooklyn Decker.
American tennis star Andy Roddick admitted today to feeling somewhat uncomfortable and conflicted about pleasuring himself to the cover of this year's Sports Illustrated swimsuit edition.
"I don't know. It just felt odd," said Roddick. "I mean, that's my wife. It was weird. A lot of the fantasy was lost. I guess I almost did it out of habit."
Roddick said he finished up as quickly as he could, and then went downstairs and watched TV with Brooklyn Decker, his wife and the 2010 cover model. Decker propositioned him during their DVR'd episode of '24', but Roddick turned her down claiming he was too tired.
"What was I supposed to say: 'Sorry. Can't. Just rubbed one out to your SI cover?'" he said. "These are not situations the average American male is put in. It's not fair that I have to go through this. There is no manual for this. I think I just wish she didn't model anymore."
In addition to feeling conflicted about having to fantasize about his own wife, Roddick said he struggled to be taken completely in by the stunning cover shot.
"She looks amazing in those yellow bikini bottoms," he said. "But at the same time, we had Indian for dinner yesterday and all night long she was farting up the bed. So I know that it's not all good underneath there, you know?"
Decker admitted she also felt odd about masturbating to this year's swimsuit cover.
The sight of Andy Roddick apparently makes koalas want to knock feet? Hooves? Whatever. He makes them want to have sex.
Although chances are what really happened is they saw Roddick and thought of his wife, Ms. Brooklyn Decker.
That would get anyone in the mood.
Great video. But I don't think it's as great as another video of a famous American sportsperson who had an interview stolen by some animals, too.
Here is high school basketball star Sarah Palin:
You mate and then you die. Such is life.