Now we know the real reason Billy Beane traded this guy.
Picture 2011 Was a Long Time Ago
Pujols, Tulowitzki and Lincecum? Those guys are the worst baseball players EVER.
He's got the hair for a music career.
"None of this would've been possible without God at my side, but I truly have to thank Albert Pujols for setting such an inspirational example," said Hamilton in a postgame press conference. "Tonight goes out to you, Albert. We miss you."
Leading the league with 14 long balls, Hamilton has been exacting an uncanny Pujols impression in the first month of the season. His astonishingly quick swing, delivered with brutal precision, is a ghostly reminder of Pujols' storied career with the St. Louis Cardinals, where he established himself as the most feared hitter of his generation.
"I know he's not with us anymore, but I can't shake the feeling that Albert was helping me tonight," said Hamilton. "I'd like to think his spirit lives through my bat."
Picture Pujols is Now Ajols
Cardinals fans aren't supposed to use this kind of language. Disappointing.
Maybe if the Angels got David Freese.
This kid fell, broke his arm, had to get surgery and three pins put in place. Really. Yes, this video perfectly captures the 2010 Angels season.