January 31, 2013

Video Dumb Smart Person Messes Up Amar'e Stoudemire Question on Jeapordy

It's a lot easier when they put the answers in the questions.

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Filed Under   NBA   New York Knicks   Amare Stoudemire
June 06, 2012

Picture Glassed NBA Players Believe They Are Cooler Than You

Maybe one day you can get rich and famous and look like an idiot.

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May 24, 2012

News Carmelo Anthony and Amare Stoudemire Voted to the NBA's All-Defensive 28th Team

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While the New York Knicks failed to get out of the first round of the NBA playoffs again, the team is picking up a lot of postseason recognition. Tyson Chandler was named NBA Defensive Player of the Year and to the NBA's All-Defensive 2nd Team, while teammates Carmelo Anthony and Amare Stoudemire were named yesterday to the All-Defensive 28th Team.

"I think it really shows the effort I put into defense," said Stoudemire. "I've been in the league 10 years, but this is the first time I've been named to one of the all-defensive teams. I'm glad my defense is finally being noted in a positive way."

Stoudemire and Anthony are joined on the All-Defensive 28th Team by Steve Nash, Hedo Turkoglu and J.J. Redick. The 29th and 30th Teams are made up entirely of Sacramento Kings and Charlotte Bobcats players.

Anthony who, like Stoudemire was named to an All-Defensive team for the first time in his career, says defense is obviously not the Knicks' problem.

"If you average Tyson's Defensive Player of the Year in with me an Amare getting 28th team, we're like top 20 in the league in defense," said Anthony. "You can win with top 20 defense. We just need to score more. I will take that responsibility on me next year by shooting more, even if that means my defense has to suffer a little bit."

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May 03, 2012

Picture Pacers Warn Players About Going Amare Stoudemire on Fire Extinguishers

Tape won't stop an Amare attack.

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From Tom McLaughlin / May 1, 2012

Opinion 11 Infamous Self-Inflicted Sports Injuries

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1915: Ty Cobb is injured when he breaks a beer bottle over Ty Cobb's head for being a dick.

1949: Ben Hogan slams his car into the front of a Greyhound bus in a misguided attempt to make golf seem exciting.

1985: Joe Theismann lines up behind center in complete disregard of the fact that Lawrence Taylor still plays football.

1988: Greg Oden is born.

1989-2010: Ken Griffey, Jr. plays baseball. (At least one of those several dozen trips to the DL had to have been his fault.)

1998: Cal Ripken, Jr. watches an evening of CBS' primetime lineup, instantly making himself an old person and effectively ending his consecutive games streak.

2001: Bill Gramática tears his ACL while celebrating a successful field goal, setting off a chain-reaction in which millions of Americans injured abdominal muscles while laughing.

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April 30, 2012

Picture Framed Amare Stoudemire Jersey Has Glass-Breaking Authenticity

He's the Jerome Lane of fire extinguishers.

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March 27, 2012

Video Amar'e Stoudemire is Suffering from a Bulging Dick

The doctor has prescribed that he stop watching porn.

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Filed Under   NBA   media   New York Knicks   Amare Stoudemire
April 01, 2011

Picture The Knicks Finally Have Their Big Three

I think this makes Stoudemire expendable now.

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March 24, 2011

Picture NY Papers: "Our bad: it turns out the Knicks still suck."

The New York media seems, I don't know, almost reactionary sometimes.

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February 28, 2011

Picture NY Post Enjoyed The Knicks Beating The Heat

Lebron James is going to make a mental note of their disrespect.

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