May 03, 2012

Picture Pacers Warn Players About Going Amare Stoudemire on Fire Extinguishers

Tape won't stop an Amare attack.

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by Tom McLaughlin / May 01, 2012

Opinion 11 Infamous Self-Inflicted Sports Injuries

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1915: Ty Cobb is injured when he breaks a beer bottle over Ty Cobb’s head for being a dick.

1949: Ben Hogan slams his car into the front of a Greyhound bus in a misguided attempt to make golf seem exciting.

1985: Joe Theismann lines up behind center in complete disregard of the fact that Lawrence Taylor still plays football.

1988: Greg Oden is born.

1989-2010: Ken Griffey, Jr. plays baseball. (At least one of those several dozen trips to the DL had to have been his fault.)

1998: Cal Ripken, Jr. watches an evening of CBS’ primetime lineup, instantly making himself an old person and effectively ending his consecutive games streak.

2001: Bill Gramática tears his ACL while celebrating a successful field goal, setting off a chain-reaction in which millions of Americans injured abdominal muscles while laughing.

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April 30, 2012

Picture Framed Amare Stoudemire Jersey Has Glass-Breaking Authenticity

He's the Jerome Lane of fire extinguishers.

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Filed Under   NBA   New York Knicks   Amare Stoudemire
March 27, 2012

Video Amar'e Stoudemire is Suffering from a Bulging Dick

The doctor has prescribed that he stop watching porn.

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Filed Under   NBA   media   New York Knicks   Amare Stoudemire
April 01, 2011

Picture The Knicks Finally Have Their Big Three

I think this makes Stoudemire expendable now.

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March 24, 2011

Picture NY Papers: "Our bad: it turns out the Knicks still suck."

The New York media seems, I don't know, almost reactionary sometimes.

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February 28, 2011

Picture NY Post Enjoyed The Knicks Beating The Heat

Lebron James is going to make a mental note of their disrespect.

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