Look at this friggin’ douchebag

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Caps Hoping to Make Alexander Ovechkin Date Kate Hudson

Time had only just expired on the Washington Capitals' stunning first-round playoff exit at the hands of the 8th-seeded Montreal Canadiens and already team officials were outlining ... Continue Reading →

Game action is viewed by a typical Washington Capitals fan, one who likely didn’t follow the team before Alexander Ovechkin arrived.

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Russian secret agents Alexander Ovechkin and Alexander Semin of the Washington Capitals and Anton Volchenkov of the Ottawa Senators share a laugh abou

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Alexander Ovechkin Drooling Over Sight of Large, Uninjured Knee

Washington Capitals star Alexander Ovechkin admitted today that he had trouble concentrating during his return to the ice from a two-game suspension due to the sight of so many large, ... Continue Reading →

"In Soviet Russia, stick bends YOU!"

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