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PICTURE: Capitals Fan Has Alex Ovechkin Beard

It’s like his girlfriend didn’t even attempt to grow a beard. Pathetic. Continue Reading →
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Sidney Crosby Rekindles Ovechkin Rivalry with Disappointing Playoff Exit

While most in hockey thought the Sidney Crosby-Alexander Ovechkin rivalry hit its peak in 2009, the battle between hockey's two most recognizable stars may be back on after Crosby ... Continue Reading →
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Alexander Ovechkin Face

It’s treasured as much as Game 7s come Stanley Cup playoffs season. Continue Reading →
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Alexander Ovechkin’s Controller Was Disconnected on Xbox

That, or he just continues to not give a crap about defense/half the sport of hockey. Continue Reading →
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Alexander Ovechkin’s NCAA Tournament Bracket

His bracket looks as good as his season. Continue Reading →
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Alexander Ovechkin’s Russian Rap Video Appearance

Everyone knows that Moscow is the birthplace of rap. Continue Reading →
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Alexander Ovechkin Calls His Head Coach a "Fat F–k"

A very accurate description. Well said, Alexander. Continue Reading →
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Alexander Ovechkin Wax Likeness is Obviously a Demon

Ovechkin is also obviously a demon, so … great job, designer! Continue Reading →
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Terrifying Alexander Ovechkin Bust

He’s smiling because nearby is a statue of vodka. Continue Reading →
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Alexander Ovechkin Candy Bar

The expiration date is at the start of the playoffs. Continue Reading →
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Russian Spy With The First Lady!

Talk radio is going to go crazy over this. Continue Reading →
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Douche-Off: Alexander Ovechkin vs. DJ Pauly D

Smart of DJ Pauly D to bring his own hockey helmet. Continue Reading →
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Alexander Ovechkin Flips P.K. Subban

They would make an awesome pairs skating duo. Continue Reading →
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The New Ovechkin "SportsCenter" Commercial Is Kind of Awesome

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bHko4ikCzG8&feature=player_embedded It's funny because it's true. Continue Reading →
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Alex Ovechkin Gives a Little Kid a Wedgie

In Soviet Russia, wedgies give YOU! Continue Reading →
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Alexander Ovechkin Likes To Dance

Sidney Crosby is a better dancer. Continue Reading →
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You’ll See Headless Ovechkin In Your Dreams

Maybe that's where he goes when he gets knocked out of the playoffs every year. Continue Reading →
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Look at this friggin’ douchebag

Oh, yeah. And also Ronnie from the Jersey Shore. ZING! Continue Reading →