May 14, 2013

Picture Alexander Ovechkin Face

It's treasured as much as Game 7s come Stanley Cup playoffs season.

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May 09, 2013

Picture Alexander Ovechkin's Controller Was Disconnected on Xbox

That, or he just continues to not give a crap about defense/half the sport of hockey.

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March 15, 2012

Picture Alexander Ovechkin's NCAA Tournament Bracket

His bracket looks as good as his season.

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January 16, 2012

Video Alexander Ovechkin's Russian Rap Video Appearance

Everyone knows that Moscow is the birthplace of rap.

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November 02, 2011

Video Alexander Ovechkin Calls His Head Coach a "Fat F--k"

A very accurate description. Well said, Alexander.

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October 25, 2011

Picture Alexander Ovechkin Wax Likeness is Obviously a Demon

Ovechkin is also obviously a demon, so … great job, designer!

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September 23, 2011

Picture Terrifying Alexander Ovechkin Bust

He's smiling because nearby is a statue of vodka.

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August 01, 2011

Picture Alexander Ovechkin Candy Bar

The expiration date is at the start of the playoffs.

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April 05, 2011

Picture Russian Spy With The First Lady!

Talk radio is going to go crazy over this.

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March 15, 2011

Video Douche-Off: Alexander Ovechkin vs. DJ Pauly D

Smart of DJ Pauly D to bring his own hockey helmet.

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