February 27, 2013

News 49ers Trade Alex Smith and Colin Kaepernick to the Chiefs Just to Torture Smith

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The San Francisco 49ers today dealt Alex Smith to the Kansas City Chiefs in exchange for a second-round pick in the 2013 draft and a conditional mid-round pick in 2014. The team also included Colin Kaepernick in the deal with the Chiefs.

"Yes! I can't wait to play for the Chiefs!" Smith exclaimed when told of the trade.

"Son of a BITCH," he added, when informed of the full details of trade.

San Francisco head coach Jim Harbaugh said the deal was just too good to pass up.

"It was completely worth it for the look on Alex's face when I told him he was traded to the Chiefs — he was so excited — only to then tell him that Colin was going, too," said Harbaugh. "I will never forget the look of joy to complete depression in a moment. So hilarious. It made my day."

Harbaugh admits that including his young starting quarterback in the trade will likely hurt his team in the short-run.

"But, hey, we didn't win the Super Bowl with Colin anyway, so I felt that screwing with Alex like this would be the perfect way to get us over that loss and get us laughing and having fun again," said the coach. "And it was. Seriously, you should have seen the look on Alex's face. I hope someone got a picture of it. Priceless."

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From Ross Snow / January 29, 2013

News Alex Smith Checks Out New Orleans Voodoo Shop For Shits, Giggles, Voodoo

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The San Francisco 49ers team plane landed in New Orleans late Sunday night, giving players and staff a quick chance to explore the city before beginning their rigorous Super Bowl preparation. While some opted to sample New Orleans signature cuisine or decorated jazz scene, 28-year-old backup quarterback Alex Smith had his eyes set on a more obscure New Orleans attraction.

"We should totally check out one of those voodoo places," suggested Smith to a group of 49ers special teams players he deems 'friends'. "Like, just as a joke – just to see what kind of weirdos hang out there. It's like 'Oooh, magic, we're so scared.' But seriously, cab picks us up in 10 minutes."

Smith, the 49ers starting quarterback to begin the season, was replaced by second-year quarterback Colin Kaepernick in Week 10, despite leading the 49ers to a 6-2-1 record. Although San Francisco has continued success, some wonder if Smith is wishing ill-will towards Kaepernick.

"Look at this voodoo doll, it's got markings that kinda look like tattoos," laughed Smith. "How much do you guys dare me to buy it?"

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October 31, 2012

Video Jim Harbaugh Calls Out Alex Smith Detractors as "Gobble gobble jive turkeys"

Mmmmm. The most delicious turkeys.

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September 17, 2012

Picture Creepy Guy VideoBombs Alex Smith

What's with the weird crown?

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March 18, 2012

Picture Shocking News About 49ers QB Alex Smith

Good to see Smith has already landed a job as a Yahoo! Sports editor.

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