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Angered Over Benching, A-Rod Quits Yankees; Joe Girardi Hailed as World’s Smartest Man

Yankees skipper Joe Girardi announced today that highly-paid third baseman Alex Rodriguez would not start Game 5 of the ALDS, setting off a string of events that suggests he may be ... Continue Reading →
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New Statistic WAR-ROD to Measure Postseason Wins Above Replacing A-Rod

Major League Baseball announced a new officially recognized statistic today that will be used exclusively in the postseason and will evaluate players on how much better they are than ... Continue Reading →
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Alex Rodriguez Strikes Out to End Cardinals-Rangers World Series

The Cardinals-Rangers World Series ended in an odd, yet unsurprising way Friday night, as New York Yankees third baseman Alex Rodriguez struck out for the third and final out in the ... Continue Reading →
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Yay! Gaddafi is Dead! (A-Rod Sucks, Right?)

It’s real. And it’s their classless masterpiece. Continue Reading →
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A-Rod’s Jeter Butt Slap Memorialized In Cake Form

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Cameron Diaz Feeds A-Rod Popcorn

Football season is over; it’s now making-fun-of-A-Rod season. Continue Reading →
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Rangers Working with A-Rod on a Contract Extension

Thanks to Alex Rodriguez's .133 batting average through four games of the ALCS, a performance that has helped the Texas Rangers take a three-games-to-one lead in the series, the ... Continue Reading →

Alex Rodriguez Buys New Outfit for First Day Back from All-Star Break

Yankees third baseman Alex Rodriguez showed up today for the first day of baseball since the All-Star break sporting a snappy new outfit he admitted he hoped would catch the eye of ... Continue Reading →

A-Rod’s Batting Average Falls to .165 When Your Friend Steve is Watching

After an 0-for-4 game at the plate against the Mets on Sunday, star Yankees third baseman Alex Rodriguez saw his career batting average dip to .165 during games your friend Steve is ... Continue Reading →

Alex Rodriguez is doused with a finely aged champagne that was originally purchased for him way back in 2004.

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How To Pitch To CentauRod

There are two things we have learned so far in the World Series: 1) Alex Rodriguez is a centaur. And … 2) The Phillies have no idea how to pitch to this half-man, half-beast. Rodriguez's ... Continue Reading →

"Dude, don’t look now, but I think that actor Kurt Russell is trying to %$#@ your girlfriend."

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Game Halted To Honor A-Rod’s Achievement of "True Yankee"

Following an Alex Rodriguez home run in the bottom of the 11th inning on an 0-2 count that tied the game, Game 2 of the ALCS between the Yankees and Angels was halted so Rodriguez could ... Continue Reading →