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A-Rod’s Jeter Butt Slap Memorialized In Cake Form

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Cameron Diaz Feeds A-Rod Popcorn

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Rangers Working with A-Rod on a Contract Extension

Thanks to Alex Rodriguez's .133 batting average through four games of the ALCS, a performance that has helped the Texas Rangers take a three-games-to-one lead in the series, the ... Continue Reading →

Alex Rodriguez Buys New Outfit for First Day Back from All-Star Break

Yankees third baseman Alex Rodriguez showed up today for the first day of baseball since the All-Star break sporting a snappy new outfit he admitted he hoped would catch the eye of ... Continue Reading →

A-Rod’s Batting Average Falls to .165 When Your Friend Steve is Watching

After an 0-for-4 game at the plate against the Mets on Sunday, star Yankees third baseman Alex Rodriguez saw his career batting average dip to .165 during games your friend Steve is ... Continue Reading →

Alex Rodriguez is doused with a finely aged champagne that was originally purchased for him way back in 2004.

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How To Pitch To CentauRod

There are two things we have learned so far in the World Series: 1) Alex Rodriguez is a centaur. And … 2) The Phillies have no idea how to pitch to this half-man, half-beast. Rodriguez's ... Continue Reading →

"Dude, don’t look now, but I think that actor Kurt Russell is trying to %$#@ your girlfriend."

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Game Halted To Honor A-Rod’s Achievement of "True Yankee"

Following an Alex Rodriguez home run in the bottom of the 11th inning on an 0-2 count that tied the game, Game 2 of the ALCS between the Yankees and Angels was halted so Rodriguez could ... Continue Reading →

CC Sabathia and Derek Jeter play rock-paper-scissors as the leave the field; loser has to sit by A-Rod in the dugout.

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A-Rod Unable To Stop Fantasizing About Goldie Hawn

Despite being in a happy relationship with actress Kate Hudson, Yankees star Alex Rodriguez admits he struggles not to fantasize about Hudson's 54-year-old mother, actress Goldie ... Continue Reading →

Derek Jeter Upstages A-Rod Grand Slam with 5-Run Home Run

Alex Rodriguez crushed a grand slam home run into the upper deck last night before a capacity crowd at Yankee Stadium, but later that inning his feat was quickly upstaged when teammate ... Continue Reading →

"Now, if you have no range like Jeter, you just want to crouch down flat-footed like this and wait for the ball to come to you."

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