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Cardinals Fan Taunts Albert Pujols

At least Pujols can afford a nice TV. Continue Reading →
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2011 Was a Long Time Ago

Pujols, Tulowitzki and Lincecum? Those guys are the worst baseball players EVER. Continue Reading →
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Classy Josh Hamilton Dedicates 4 HRs to the Memory of Albert Pujols

After hitting four home runs on Tuesday night, breaking the American League record for most bases in a game, Rangers leftfielder Josh Hamilton was quick to defer credit for his accomplishment. "None ... Continue Reading →
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Pujols is Now Ajols

Cardinals fans aren’t supposed to use this kind of language. Disappointing. Continue Reading →
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Frame-by-Frame Analysis of What’s Wrong with Albert Pujols

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Los Angeles Angels back away from billboard featuring Luis Pujols

6 Alternatives to the Albert Pujols "El Hombre" Billboard

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Cardinals Fans Now Think Albert Pujols Sucks

Maybe if the Angels got David Freese. Continue Reading →
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St. Louis Reports That Former Selfless Humanitarian Albert Pujols is a Big Asshole

Longtime humble, hard-working, and charity-minded baseball superstar Albert Pujols is now pretty much the world's greediest asshole, claim many in St. Louis. "What a dick," ... Continue Reading →
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Albert Pujols Ties World Series Record for Most Hits in Consecutive At-Bats

St. Louis Cardinals superstar Albert Pujols continues to put his name among the greatest players in the sport's history. In Game 3 of the World Series he joined another exclusive ... Continue Reading →
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St. Louis Fan Has Cardinals Shirt, Ram Horn Head Tattoo

He is a diehard. And unemployable. Continue Reading →
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Buttholes: The Baseball Jersey

No matter how many records he sets, "Pujols" will always = tee-hee. Continue Reading →
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Vermont and Alaska Feel Albert Pujols and the Cardinals Are So Over

The people of Vermont and Alaska really know their baseball. Continue Reading →
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Cardinals to Pujols: "We won’t give you a long-term deal because we know you’re 40 years-old"

The standoff between the St. Louis Cardinals and star slugger Albert Pujols escalated today when the team publicly explained that it will not offer Pujols the 10-year contract he wants ... Continue Reading →