News Greatest Conference Ever Sets the Sport of Football Back 30 Years
"I hate football now," said President Barack Obama to Alabama head coach Nick Saban after the game on a congratulatory phone call. "Congratulations, but you may have ruined the sport for a generation."
In more than eight quarters of play over two games, the two best teams in the country combined for one total touchdown and 10 field goals. While the games were marked by outstanding defense, they equally featured horrific quarterback play and terrible play-calling.
"By the end of the game, I even started to wish I had picked another sport," said star Alabama running back Trent Richardson. "I hear baseball is boring? But this boring? I can't imagine that's possible."
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One day we'll probably find out that Nick Saban invented the BCS.
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Alabama never saw someone cry harder than Tebow did that day.
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Of course, based on his Dolphins career, Saban can't evaluate NFL talent. (via Crown35)
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Usually only linemen prospects are mayonnaise-based.
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It's larger than life. Because no one wants to trip on a statue.
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So it's just like the real Nick Saban.
